Joke of the day (or week, or month)

NEVER CHEAT ON A TENNESSEE WOMAN!

A Tennessee wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the backdoor, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his hooha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.'