Reasons to vote Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because..........
*I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

*I'm voting Democrat because 'freedom of speech' is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

*I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they NOW think we're good people.

*I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

*I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all 'death row' inmates alive.

*I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should NOT be allowed to make 'profits for themselves''. They need to 'break even' and give the rest away to the government for 'redistribution' as THEY see fit.

* I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to 'rewrite' the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

* I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terriorist don't have to hide from us over THERE, when they come over HERE, I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off.

* I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

* I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are 'obscene', but the GOVERNMENT TAX of gas at 15% isn't !!

* I'm voting Democrat because I don't want the USA to drill for oil off its own shores but will allow other countries that choice!!

* I'm voting Democrat because I want the Congress to take a recess before they allow a vote on off-shore drilling.

* I'm voting Democrat because I believe that 143 days in the US Senate is enough experience for a person to run the whole country!!

* I'm voting Democrat because we need a leader with the wisdom that tells us that if we just "put more air in our tires instead of drilling for more oil" is the wisdom and 'change' we need in Washington .

Are you scratching your head too??. These are the issues we need to think about when we pull the lever in November. Vote like your future depends upon it, it just may!!